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Product Description	Cost	Quantity
CATS - DOGS - BIRDS & OTHER CREATURES ALL HAVE A TALE TO TELL	14.95

3 SAMPLES BELOW:

 

"Patches" is my cat.

He is fairly large with somewhat of a temper.

His favorite place is sitting on our front porch.

From that spot he surveys his domain.

He checks that no strange cat moves into his territory.

Once in a while a cat walks on the other side of the street.

It took quite a while to train "Patches" that cars can hurt cats.

He looks to the right and to the left.

He then dashes across the street.

After one snarl and one hiss he stands on his hind legs.

Jabs with his left!

Right paw cocked for the knockout blow.

He throws a vicious right punch at the interloper.

He learned that right cross watching the fights on TV.

His lesson never has to be repeated on the same cat.

Back on our porch he sits smiling.

He knows his territory is still off limits to strangers. 

My dog is pure white,

I call him “Spot”.

No special markings.

It is for his ability to spot things.

When we come home from a restaurant,

He can spot a doggie bag a half block away.

"Spot" knows there are goodies in the bag.

The best of all is a bone with meat on it.

He eats some meat and gnaws on the bone.

Not being a pig he leaves some for later.

Being a prudent animal, he buries his loot.

As years passed he began to lose his memory.

He forgets his hiding places.

In a frenzy he digs all over our yard.

Our yard looks as if a colony of “Prairie Dogs” lives there.

I had a parakeet named "Happy"

He would fly around the house.

One winter evening my father came home.

He found two hysterical women looking at "Happy".

The parakeet was flopping on the floor

with an un-coordinated limp.

Forgetting his supper he placed "Happy" in his cage.

It was a very cold night. He wrapped the cage in towels.

He ran to a neighbor who was a Veterinarian.

The Vet looked at "Happy"and said: I think he had a stroke!

My father turned pale and said in a weak voice

My mother also had a stroke!

The Vet smiled and said: Don't worry!

It doesn't run in the family.

The parakeet, cage and starting set cost $15.00

The stay at the animal hospital cost $300.00

Too bad we had no Blue Cross, but what the heck!

"Happy" was family.